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So congratulations North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep with your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
Steven Colbert (via the-labyrinthian)

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topgear:

James May’s useful phrases: German.

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// I just love it//

when a couple do nothing but advertise their relationship publicly and online.  “Look at us!  We’re happy and you’re not!  Sucker!”

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dirtystickyfloors:

the very best moment of Top Gear

it’s the sound of the twin-turbo 3.8L V8

I…I…I need you.

I…I…I need you.

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This man.

A twenty year old Air Force Enlistee looking for something, or someone, to truly live for.